Confessions from a Personal Trainer: I’ve been a little naughty, slightly inappropriate, and have had a lot of fun this month

Where every Tuesday: I confess

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Confession #1: I’ve been a little naughty, slightly inappropriate, and have had a lot of fun this month.

Confession #2: I’m feeling stressed out about all the things I have to do before FRIDAY (CHRISTMAS!!)

Confession #3: I’m really excited to share some funny stories and pictures with you so you can take a breather from all the stress and business.

*Warning* There is the use of naughty word. You have been warned.

Let’s start with the fact that I find Elf on a Shelf kinda freaky looking. Who wants to go looking for that scary guy in their house? (If you don’t know Elf on a Shelf, go google it and come back).

Awhile back someone posted a picture on facebook that said (naughty word coming up)

“When you’re too old for Elf on a Shelf, you have a Whore in a Drawer.”

I’m not going to go find that picture for you but basically it’s using a Barbie instead of an Elf and doing a grown up version.

So I decided of course that this would be hilarious. I got vintage Barbie’s (mine that I played with when I was little) and got to work with some friends. We agreed to alternate who hid the Barbie each day and we would send pictures.

My hope is that you can take a minute, laugh a little, and enjoy the hilarious adventures of my Barbie during the holiday month.

I hope you enjoyed some of Barbie’s adventures and that you have a restful, enjoyable, and relaxing holiday filled with good food, family, and friends.